Favorite Quote
*When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness.*
*A wise man once said 'I don't know, ask a girl!*
*WHEN GOD GIVES YOU LEMONS, YOU FIND A NEW GOD*
*The internet: A place where men are men, women are men, and fourteen year old girls are agents of the FBI.*
*Strength isn't about bearing a cross of grief or shame. Strength is about choosing your path, and living with the consequences.*
*Going after revenge is like opening a vein in your arm and waiting for somebody else to bleed to death.*
*Always love the person you are destined to be.*
*If the ocean were Vodka and I were a duck, I'd swim to the bottom and drink my way up, but the ocean ain't Vodka and I ain't a duck, so give me some manga and shut the f**k up!*
*He handed her 12 roses, 11 real and 1 fake, and said "I'll love you till the last one dies.*
*I'm not obsessed. Really. I could stop anytime I want......I just don't want to.*
*Bugger off. I'm sleepy. If you want to talk, do it outside. By YOURSELF! See, the sleep fairy has come to take me away... in 3, 2, 1...*
*Because I'm a good guy, I have one more piece of advice. If you don't want to kill yourself, you should probably stay away from mercedes, sle's, and SAAB cabriolets. Because if you get in front of me again, I'll hit you and then back up over you for good measure.*
*Last night, I lay down in my bed, looking up at the stars, and wondered, 'Where the heck is the ceiling?'*
*Losing my sanity? I don't remember having it in the first place!*
*Batteries are the most dramatic objects. Other things stop working or they break, but batteries... they die.*
*I'm not clumsy...the floor just hates me!*
*What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? “Hold my purse.”*
*You know that place they talk about when they say, ‘Yeah, I went there?’ That’s where I live*
*Roses are red, Violets are blue, when god gave brains, where the hell were you?!*
*I'd tell you to go to Hell but I work there and I don't need to see you everyday.*
*Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it's Colin.*
*"Ever since dying came into fashion, life hasn't been safe."*
*"Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege."*
*A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you, a best friend will walk up to him and say, its because you're gay isn’t it?*
*"I see," said the blind painter to the deaf musician as the cripple boy came running.*
*Let's at least ask someone who's going to give us a slightly more intelligent opinion. Hello, wall - what do you think?!*
*A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend pees their pants laughing, trips you again, and calls you an asshole.*
*Women get the last word in every argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.*
*Until now, i've been told to get an exorcism or the camera will break!!*
*Only idiots don't get sick.*
*My glasses fogged up from the steam so I couldn't hear you.*
*The opposite of love isn't hate. It's "indifference".*
*The living creatures called teachers are so annoying . I hate them.*
*She's hiding her evilness in her chest!! That's why her boobs are so big!!*
*No matter who a teenager falls for, everyone is the same, they are all idiots!*
*I thought that I was, to a certain degree, an intelligent person. When I realized I was an idiot, I was very shocked.*
*Those who cannot save themselves do not deserve to live.*
*Fire burns everything, and then gives birth to something new!!*
*Sorrow is not for the dead! Sorrow is...the burden of those who are still living!*
*The only man who makes no mistakes is the man who never does anything.*
*Because they know sadness, people become stronger!!*
*Those who don't know pain can never know true peace.*
*Darkness cultivates shadows...And shadows lead darkness into the light..!*
*Insanity is contagious...*
*You can use both idiots and scissors, but you can't let an idiot use scissors.*
*Send peace to those who are lost! Send rest to those who threaten others! And send death to the demon!*
*The past...isn't just something you can throw away. It stays with us forever.*
*He who does not fear his own sword is not worthy to hold it.*
*If I were the rain, could I connect with someones heart as the rain can unite the eternally separated earth and sky?*
*Believe in one's dream, and someday it will come true!!*
*The wise do not aproach the dangerous.*
*If you lose your way, take a detour and look at the scenery.*
*Today you are better than the "you" of yesterday and tomorrow you will better than the "you" of today.*
*In this world, no one is without desire. Those who say, "I wish for nothing", simply do not understand their own inner hearts.*
*The ones I hate the most are those who give up their lifes before all hopes are gone.*
*What one cannot attain is all the more desirable.*
*Two unlucky fellows cross paths...Is this a joke played by fate...Or an unavoidable destiny...*
*Even if tomorrow everything will disappear, with you smiling by my side I don't need anything else.*
*I do not consider myself to do justice. But I do not consider myself to do evil either.*
*Isn't life so sad when all you do is live?*
*There are no coincidences in this world. There is only destiny.*
*You have to look within yourself to save yourself from your other self, only then will your true self reveal itself.*
*I came to deliver bad luck.*
*Don't force yourself to be alone! If you're alive, you can meet that person somewhere, someday! The person that will be glad that you're alive. You can't want yourself to die.*
*In order to escape a road of solitude, one has to work hard and forge a new path with their own power.*
*One needs a reason to live. Otherwise, it's the same as being dead.*
*People cannot gain anything without sacrificing something.*
*Life is one long insane trip. Some people just have better directions.*
*Well, if no one lives to tell the tale, then how does the tale get told?*
*Happy endings are just stories that haven't finished yet.*
*Love is always patient and kind. It is never jealous. Love is never boastful or conceited. It is never rude or selfish. It does not take offense and is not resentful.*
*But our love is like the wind. I can't see it, but I can feel it.*
*What is a friend? It's a single soul dwelling in two bodies.*
*Without suffering there would be no compassion.*
*Man. Dogs. No difference.*
*Pain is just a phantom of the mind.*
*Are you going to torture me or just bore me to death?*
*I've got two modes with people: bite or avoid.*
*Don't worry. I don't bite.*
*I laugh in the face of danger...and then I hide until he goes away.*
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